From Scouts-L@tcu.edu Thu Oct 23 21:38:52 1997 Return-Path: Scouts-L@tcu.edu Received: from outbound.Princeton.EDU (outbound.Princeton.EDU [128.112.128.84]) by cap1.CapAccess.org (8.6.12/8.6.10) with ESMTP id VAA28607; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 21:38:52 -0400 Received: from lightpost by outbound.Princeton.EDU with SMTP id <542015-20835>; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 21:25:48 -0400 Received: from pucc.Princeton.EDU (pucc.Princeton.EDU [128.112.129.99]) by outbound.Princeton.EDU (8.8.0/8.6.12) with SMTP id VAA08576; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 21:24:12 -0400 (EDT) Received: from TCUBVM.IS.TCU.EDU (NJE origin MAILER@TCUBVM) by PUCC.PRINCETON.EDU (LMail V1.2a/1.8a) with BSMTP id 1817; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 21:21:11 -0400 Received: from TCUBVM.IS.TCU.EDU (NJE origin LISTSERV@TCUBVM) by TCUBVM.IS.TCU.EDU (LMail V1.2a/1.8a) with BSMTP id 1845; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 20:25:39 -0500 Received: from TCUBVM.IS.TCU.EDU by TCUBVM.IS.TCU.EDU (LISTSERV release 1.8b) with NJE id 1807 for SCOUTS-L@TCUBVM.IS.TCU.EDU; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 20:23:14 -0500 Received: from TCUBVM (NJE origin SMTP@TCUBVM) by TCUBVM.IS.TCU.EDU (LMail V1.2a/1.8a) with BSMTP id 1806; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 20:21:11 -0500 Received: from ALPHA.IS.TCU.EDU by tcubvm.is.tcu.edu (IBM VM SMTP V2R2) with TCP; Thu, 23 Oct 97 20:21:04 CDT Received: from mail1.centuryinter.net (mail1.centuryinter.net) by ALPHA.IS.TCU.EDU (PMDF V5.0-5 #20456) id <01IP5QBX6KJ4001XOP@ALPHA.IS.TCU.EDU> for SCOUTS-L@ALPHA.IS.TCU.EDU; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 20:19:01 -0500 (CDT) Received: from cen23981.centuryinter.net (ppp0028.ra.centuryinter.net [208.215.226.48]) by mail1.centuryinter.net (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id UAA07453 for ; Thu, 23 Oct 1997 20:18:10 -0500 (CDT) X-Sender: cen23982@mail.pe.centuryinter.net MIME-version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Windows Eudora Light Version 1.5.2 Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT Message-ID: <199710240118.UAA07453@mail1.centuryinter.net> Date: Thu, 23 Oct 1997 20:18:10 -0500 Reply-To: Mark Arend Sender: Scouts-L Youth Group List From: Mark Arend Subject: Friday funny X-To: SCOUTS-L@TCU.EDU To: Multiple recipients of list SCOUTS-L Status: RO X-Status: Got this from a friend last week > >You Might be an Overactive Arrowman if... > >1> If you have an entire room in your house devoted to your patch >collection... >2> If you prefer to be called by your Vigil Indian name rather than your >real one... >3> If you have ever performed more than three different ceremonies in >one weekend... >4> If you have ever taken the Ordeal again, "just for fun..." >5> If you have ever hosted a Lodge event at your house... >7> If you have ever said, "Been there, done that, got the patch..." >8> If you can pronounce Tupwee Lodge's full name... >9> If you can name all the National Officers since 1985... >10> If you learned Lenni Lenape just for the heck of it... >11> If you are wearing (by right)a Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip on >your Scout uniform... >12> If you know what the following acronyms mean: LEC, LLDC, SOTC, COC, >NOAC, NLS, EEP, ASK, TOAP, PTC >13> ... and you use them in everyday conversation... >14> ...and you don't realize that you are doing it... >15> If you know what key the OA song is written in... >16> If you know all the parts to all four ceremonies by heart... >17> If you wear a breechcloth instead of jockey shorts everyday... >18> If you wear your sash in the shower... >19> If you think the first dance at your wedding reception should >involve "fluffies..." >20> If you're on ARROW-L... >21> If you have kids, and name them all either E. Urner or Carroll A... >23> Your Lodge/Section totem is you... >24> If your Scout shirt is faded from the sun except for the narrow >strip from the right shoulder to the left hip... >25> If you've learned how to sing the OA song on key and to the right >tune... >29> If you can listen to the reports of all of the standing committees >and understand exactly what they're talking about... >30> If your driver's license has a gold mylar border... >32> If your car is worth less than your patch collection... >33> If you tell your girlfriend you can't go to the senior prom because >you have a lodge service weekend to attend... >34> If your parents have to park the car on the street because your >garage has the Lodge Historian display stored in it... >35> If you can say the Obligation backwards... >36> If you can say the Obligation in Pig-Latin... >37> If your son's middle name is the same as your Lodge name... >38> If you spent your last $10 on a patch and you don't have gas money >to get home... >39> If directions to your house include, "Then you see the teepee in the >front lawn..." >40> If you've attended more Section Conclaves than family reunions... >42> If you think that the Lodge Advisor is out to get you... >43> If the Lodge Advisor IS out to get you... >44> If you spend more time on your dance costume than you do with your >girlfriend... >45> If you could estimate you Lodge's current Lodge Achievement Program >score and you are not the Lodge Chief... >47> If you can't understand why you shouldn't wear your sash with your >bathing suit at the summer fellowship... >48> If your patch collection outweighs you... >49> If you can come up with more than five ways someone might be an >overactive Arrowman... >50> If you post to Arrow-L more than once a week... >52> If you can recite the Ordeal, Brotherhood and Vigil ceremonies, all >parts, from memory... >55> If you decorate with OA Wallpaper... >56> If you wear protective laytex gloves when patch trading... >57> If you insist on wearing the discontinued Lodge Position patches on >you Scout uniform... >59> If non-Arrowmen in your council think you have moved in at the local >Scout camp. >60> If you get mail sent to the Council Scout camp. > > Mark W. Arend Beaver Dam Community Library 311 N. Spring St. Outside of a dog, a book is Beaver Dam, Wisc. 53916 man's best friend. Inside of (920) 887-4631 (fax 887-4633) a dog it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx www.centuryinter.net/bdlib/ Scoutmaster, Troop 736 mailto:arend@centuryinter.net