From w4crypto@ix.netcom.com Fri Mar 27 17:34:40 1998 Return-Path: w4crypto@ix.netcom.com Received: from dfw-ix8.ix.netcom.com (dfw-ix8.ix.netcom.com [206.214.98.8]) by cap1.CapAccess.org (8.6.12/8.6.10) with ESMTP id RAA13884 for ; Fri, 27 Mar 1998 17:34:40 -0500 Received: (from smap@localhost) by dfw-ix8.ix.netcom.com (8.8.4/8.8.4) id QAA02103; Fri, 27 Mar 1998 16:22:36 -0600 (CST) Received: from lbx-ca6-11.ix.netcom.com(199.182.132.203) by dfw-ix8.ix.netcom.com via smap (V1.3) id rma001949; Fri Mar 27 16:21:52 1998 From: w4crypto@ix.netcom.com (Walter Gould) To: Humor , Humor Subject: Humor: Kids & God Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 14:21:10 -0800 Organization: Completely and totally, Disorganized, with no hope! Reply-To: w4crypto@Bigfoot.com (Walter Gould) Message-ID: <351d2602.7493558@smtp.ix.netcom.com> X-Mailer: Forte Agent 1.5/32.451 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Status: RO X-Status: On Fri, 27 Mar 1998 16:57:58 -0500, "Kim B. Hannemann" wrote: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ Kids' Letters to God ~~~ Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. - Margret Dear God, I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Allison Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that a trick? - Lucy Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? - Anita Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? - Jane Dear God, Who draws the lines around countries? - Nan Dear God, The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Eddie Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Neil Dear God, What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. - Jane Dear God, Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce Dear God, Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. - Tom L. Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. - Bruce Dear God, If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. - Denise Dear God, My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. - Danny Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean Dear God, I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan Dear God, Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best. - Rob Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha Dear God, If You watch me in Church Sunday. I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey D. Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Love, Chris Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So, I bet he stoled Your idea. Sincerely, Donna Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already. - Charles -- [if responding to a newsgroup post, you don't need to Email me] Visits always give pleasure -- if not the arrival, the departure. --Portuguese Proverb