Centre stage is a lad fishing from a billy can or bucket, he keeps pulling the rod as though he has something on the line. A passer by looks at him as he walks by and then walks on, after a few steps the passer by comes back to the lad. Passer by: "What are you doing there then?" Fisher: "I`m fishing, what does it look as though I`m doing?" Passer by: "Fishing eh!, what are you fishing for." Fisher: "I`m fishing for suckers." Passer by: "Have you caught any?" Fisher: "Yes you`re the third today"