The Important Papers



 

ROYAL GUARD: (enters and announces) "His Majesty, the King!"



(King enters, followed by his court. He sits on his throne)



KING: (bellowing authoritatively) "Bring me my important papers."



A ROYAL SUBJECT: (humbly offering some documents) "Here, sire, here are your

important papers.



KING: (slaps the documents away) "BAH! Bring me my important papers."



ANOTHER ROYAL SUBJECT: (humbly and scared offering documents)"Here, your

majesty. Here are your papers".



KING: (in a rage) "Off with his head!  I want my important papers!"



(just then a knave walks by carrying a roll of toilet paper)



KING: "Ahh, my important papers!" (grabs roll and exits quickly).