This is the Radio Skit. It requires 5 people to read the parts and one to tune the radio. Each part should follow right on the heels of the previous part to get the effect of changing stations on the radio. CUB SCOUT: Good Evening, friends! Tonight, I'm going to tell you about Cub Scouting. Cub Scouting is a home-centered program for boys, their leaders, their families, and ... POLITICIAN (passionately): ...scoundrels in high places! I say to you, we must send to Congress men and women of integrity who will stand up to temptation and say... SOAP OPERA (with feeling): ...let me hold you in my arms, darling! Yes my sweet, come close...closer still, let me put my arms around you, and then... FIGHT (hard staccato): ...a hard looping right to the stomach! Wow! Whatta fight this is, folks! Murphy swings a left to the jaw, a right to the head, a left, a right, another right and the Butcher goes down. He drops straight back on his... COMMERCIAL (loud and brassy): ...large, economy size package. Yes, friends, ask your grocer today for this big, family-size box of Chlorophyll's Crummier Corn Flakes - the only corn flakes with the built-in crumb! Once you've tasted Chlorophyll's, you'll say... POLITICIAN: ...How in the world can they do it? How can these men, these elected servants for the people, put politics before principle in such a brazen and outrageous effort to advance their own selfish cause? There is only one thing I know that will put a stop to their selfishness. I mean none other than... CUB SCOUT: ...a group of overworked Den Leaders. The answer to this, of course, is to select assistant leaders who can help out where needed. When you ask someone to be a Den Leader, just walk right up and say... SOAP OPERA: ...Take your hands off me! Don't come near me! I can't stand you - do you hear? I hate you... CUB SCOUT: ...in this way, of course a person is more likely to say "YES". And then there is only one thing to watch out for... FIGHT: ...another hard right to the stomach! Now the Butcher is moving in, and Murphy's looking bad - very bad. He has a cut on the forehead and his left eye's swelling fast. In fact, he reminds me of... COMMERCIAL: ...a soggy bowl of leftover corn flakes. So accept no substitutes! Always choose Chlorophyll's corn flakes for the crumminess you love to crunch. Start your day with a big bowl full of Chlorophyll's, swimming in heavy cream and covered in strawberries, ... and a large heaping of ... POLITICIAN: ...crooked politicians! Yes, my friends, I repeat to you again and again that dishonesty in government, whether local, state or national, is a shame and a disgrace to our fair land. There is only one thing we can do about. Only one thing will save our proud and mighty nation... CUB SCOUT: ...four full dens in every Pack! More boys in your Pack means more boys to enjoy the fun and benefits of Cub Scouting, as was as more families to share in the leadership. With a full pack, a Cubmaster can look the Den Leaders in the face and say... SOAP OPERA: ...kiss me you fool! All I ever expected from you was... FIGHT: ...a hard right to the stomach! And I can see what's coming now... COMMERCIAL: ...another bowl of soggy, leftover corn flakes. So remember, always use Chlorophyll's... POLITICIAN: ...because their poison - yes, poison. The best solution to political dishonesty is... CUB SCOUT: ...more and better Cub Scouting everywhere!